Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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