Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
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bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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