Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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