That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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