You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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