Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
