Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
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Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.