You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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