I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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