i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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