just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
stop calling my apartment porn island.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
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That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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