I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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