Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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