Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
try to milk me bitch
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