"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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