I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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You. Win. At. Life.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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