I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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