Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
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Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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