Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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