At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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