Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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