i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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