Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
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