I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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