idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
love makes seman taste better
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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