I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
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you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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