I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?