Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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