I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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