I can't breathe out the right side of my face
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
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Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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