this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
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decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
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She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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