He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
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lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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