he shaved USA in his pubs
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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