How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
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I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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