Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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