I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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