If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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