I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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