In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
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the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
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Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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