I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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