just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
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you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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