: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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