omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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