you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
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Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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