On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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