i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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