Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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