Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
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Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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