Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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