we have officially lost it.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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