Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
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You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
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