if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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