is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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