This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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