Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
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Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize